Thursday, July 31, 2008

Quote of the week ~ July 27, 2008 - August 2, 2008

My sister is getting married next week, so in honor of that I have a few quotes for her:

"Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)"

"Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS":
a) The Engagement Ring
b) The Wedding Ring
c) The SuffeRing
d) The EnduRing
e) The TortuRing "

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late."

"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Okay, okay, enough of the jokes, here are a couple good ones:

"Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together."

"Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married."

"My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least."



And just for fun!

“The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.” ~ Laurence J. Peter

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